2008/03/27

First Thing After Ma Ying-Jeou Elected: Pay Off Local Chiefs


KMT's lawmakers (top to bottom), Yang Chiung-Ying (楊瓊纓), Chu Fong-Chi (朱鳳芝) and Ting Shou-Chung (丁守中) are pushing a resolution to pay oversea travel expenses for local district chiefs.
It's only 2 days after Ma Ying-jeou was elected the President of Taiwan, and the lawmakers of his party, Chinese KMT, can't wait to pass resolutions to pay off local Chun-,Li- Zhangs (村里長), heads of small local districts who help handling and resolving local affairs, including helping the presidential voting in their own districts.

It's long been known that KMT has deeper root in the locals. That's, maintaining better relationships with these local district chiefs -- following KMT's long history of local managements. DPP, in contrary, either pays much less attention to them, or the approaches DPP applied failed miserably.

Yesterday (3/25/2008), the 2nd business day after Ma was elected, Chinese KMT's lawmakers submitted resolutions to pay these locals.

Yang Chiung-Ying (楊瓊纓), Chu Fong-Chi (朱鳳芝) and Ting Shou-Chung (丁守中) submitted a resolution "Compensation to Chun-, Li-Zhangs' Oversea Travel expenses" (補助村里長出國考察) to add "oversea travel funds" to the compensations given to local district chiefs.

Instead of sourcing the funds from local governments like the current law (「地方民代費用支給及村里長事務費補助條例」) requires, this resolution, an amendment to the current one, requires that the additional compensation be paid for by the central government.

Since this resolution requires a huge budget, it is expected to raise suspicions, especially when the government is in grave debt and doesn't seem to have funds for this.

Yang Chiung-Ying explains:

"Broadly defined, Chun-Li Zhangs are government officials. People like military personnel, government officials, teachers and people's representatives all have compensations. We shouldn't leave Chun-Li- Zhangs behind."

But every local chief already receives 45,000 NT dollars per month (~ roughly 1,500 US dollars per month). The new resolution doubles it.

For your information, a Kapitan in Malaysia, a local district chief similar to a Chun-Li Zhang in Taiwan, receives roughly 150 US dollars a month, and that's after a recent adjustment from ~83 US dollars a month.

Yang argues,

"That's not enough. They need to travel oversea at least once every other year to relax and expand their views."

Huh? Why?

So, now, the central government is gonna pay for oversea travels for these local district chiefs ?

Ok, how much money are we talking about here?

Yang responds -- take a deeeeep breath, guys --

"I don't know. I didn't calculate it. But the resolution has to be passed in this session."

So you wanna pass a law to take money from Taiwanese pockets, but you don't even bother to calculate how much money you are talking about?

And no matter how large the amount is, "it has to be passed in this session" ???

She sounds like she will have to run for life if it isn't passed in this session.

So, hand over your money gracefully, fellow Taiwanese !

According to DPP, the resolution requires more than 5,000 million NT dollars (五十幾億, that's, more than 170 million US dollars), which is difficult for the central government to deal with. Besides, it should be local government's business, there's no reason to ask the central government to pay.


Yang Jen-Fu (楊仁福, top) and Lin Chien-Jung (林建榮, bottom)
Other resolutions regarding senior citizen compensations, submitted by Yang Jen-Fu (楊仁福), Lin Chien-Jung (林建榮) and others, require that the compensations to senior citizens be doubled.

Again, when asked how much it involves, Yang Jen-Fu has no idea at all.

So, after Ma Ying-Jeou emphasized for months how urgent it is to fix Taiwan's economy, the first thing Ma and his people do right after him being elected is to pay off local district chiefs, using central government's money, no matter how much it takes and has to do it RIGHT NOW !

Ma Ying-Jeou is really "fixing" the economy for ya all, isn't he ?

Hey, hold on ... they do it legally ! They have the majority in the Legislative Yuan, they can do whatever they want, remember? This is what ya all wanted, isn't it ?

~~~ Fading into the background : What? we don't know how much it is? Who cares ! We are gonna pass it anyway ! ~~~

[Source : Blue pushes for money pit resolutions right after the election]
大選結束 藍委急推錢坑法案
中時電子報╱姚盈如、高有智/台北報導 2008-03-26 03:44

總統選舉剛結束,「完全執政」的藍營,就急著在立法院提出「錢坑法案」?立法院廿五日程序委員會上,國民黨立委楊瓊纓所提的補助村里長出國考察,以及楊仁福所提的敬老津貼、原住民敬老津貼皆從三千元加碼到六千元等修正案,都在藍營人數優勢下排入周五院會報告事項。

由於這些法案都需要龐大預算支撐,在財源無著的情況下,預料將引發外界質疑。

補助村里長 兩年出國一次

現行「地方民代費用支給及村里長事務費補助條例」第七條規定,村里長的事務補助費由鄉鎮市區公所編列,每個村里每月不得超過四萬五千元。

國民黨立委楊瓊纓、朱鳳芝和丁守中等人提出修正案,希望在事務補助費之外,再增加村里長的健康檢查費、保險費、春節慰問金及出國考察費費等預算;上述費用連同原本的事務補助費,草案中都改由中央買單。

楊瓊纓表示,村里長是廣義公務員,也是最基層的地方代表,軍公教人員和民意代表都有「春節慰問金」,不應獨漏村里長。

雖然現在村里長每個月都有四萬五的事務補助費,但楊瓊纓認為,村里長是等於廿四小時都上班,還要應付地方紅白帖,大的村里人口甚至可達一萬多人,里長比縣議員還累,「四萬五根本不夠用!」她認為村里長最起碼也要兩年出國一次,「讓村里長可以出國增廣見聞、舒展身心。」

讓村里長增加這麼多「好康」,到底要增加多少預算?

楊瓊纓坦承,她沒有算過。但她強調,這個法案攸關基層村里長權益,「這屆一定要過!」只要國民黨執政把餅做大,財政上應該不會有問題。

但民進黨團幹部私下透露,這個法案要內政部多支出五十幾億,財政有困難;而且村里事務是地方自治事項,硬要中央出錢,制度上也不合理。

敬老津貼 三千元加到六千

楊仁福、林建榮等人則是提出敬老津貼和原住民敬老津貼比照老農年金,從三千元加碼到六千元的修正案,理由是「物價上漲,敬老津貼也應該跟著漲,才能達到照顧老人的目的。」但津貼全面加碼要增加多少預算,楊仁福自己也不知道

國民黨政策會執行長林益世表示,雖然這幾個法案關乎財政支出,但目前大家看到的內容只是委員初步提案,通常在付委審查、還有朝野協商後,內容都會有所調整。

他說,楊瓊纓和楊仁福的提案,事前的確有人建議擋下,但他個人傾向採取開放態度,他認為,只要不是涉及政治衝突、或政府體制變動的法案,基本上都不應該擋,最好儘量讓法案付委審查,充分討論後再做決定。
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2008/03/15

來吧來吧,共同市場!

這次(2008)台灣的總統大選,國民黨推出馬英九、蕭萬長搭檔,以「兩岸共同市場」為競選主要政見,主張假若當上總統之後,將加速推動使兩岸成為一個經貿、商業共同體,緊緊互連在一起,利益同享、福禍與共,不可分割。

這聽起來應該是很好的主張啊!試想,中國文化有五千年的歷史,博大精深,中國人的經商手腕更是文化的結晶,不是其他任何所謂先進國家可以望其項背的。台灣雖然在過去幾百年來吸收了西方的文明而激盪、發展成獨特的文化,但是,要跟祖國五千年的經商下來所累積的智慧相比,恐怕還是略遜一籌吧?

各位如有不相信,我來舉例說明。老外常常喜歡自己在家裡做東西(甚至很多人連房子也自己蓋),這在美國還有一個專有名詞,叫「DIY」(Do It Yourself, 動手自己做),各種各樣的 DIY 都有,有很多書籍教人家,電視上也有很多 DIY 的節目。

中國雖然不流行這些,但是,別以為大陸人連這麼簡單的東西這個都不會。簡單舉兩個例子讓台灣人開開眼界。

大陸 DIY 之一:中國筍乾

首先準備一些免洗筷。不一定要洗得很乾淨,因為後面的步驟有化學處理。


將筷子剪成適當大小:



放在 XX 中浸泡幾天:


然後調味。先加鹽及其他化學物(保證食用安全!):


加糖及醬油:


燉煮一段時間:


置於空瓶內,密封一段時間:



等湯汁被吸收得差不多,就可以收成了:


誰能告訴我,這不是筍乾呢?


來一盤「筍乾炒肉絲」,保證讓你流口水:



怎麼樣?像這樣的 DIY,老外文化再怎麼先進,能做得出來嗎?大陸人的智慧值得我們學習吧?

如果您有親朋好友在大陸經商或旅遊,請告訴他們去餐館的時候一定要點一盤「筍乾炒肉絲」試試。

當然,如果你沒有機會去大陸,那就請投票支持馬英九,選完請他實現「兩岸共同市場」的政見,到時候想吃一盤大陸人 DIY 的筍乾炒肉絲,就不必去大陸了。。。

還有,基於商業機密,做筍乾的某些重要步驟恕不奉告。不過,只要以後「兩岸共同市場」建立了之後,相信這些資訊可以很容易地傳到台灣的。

什麼?我有沒有吃過?沒有啦!我姊姊妹妹都是美國人,小孩也是美國人,我跟我太太也算半個美國人,早就習慣吃美國食物了。

所以我只能羨慕那些可以習慣這樣的食物的台灣人。其實,只要用選票贊成「兩岸共同市場」,就可以讓每一個台灣人以後每天都會吃到這些祖國文化的精髓。

對了,差點忘了告訴大家,除了要支持「共同市場」以外,以後去餐館吃飯,記得將免洗筷子帶回家保存喔!以後「兩岸共同市場」一實現,這些筷子可能可以賣很多錢哩!



大陸 DIY 之二:中國雞蛋


雞蛋也可以自己做?呵呵!沒有一個老外會相信的,這種智慧,沒有五千年文化是孕育不出來的。
首先,準備原料(共 7 種,基於商業機密,無法奉告)


將 7 種化學材料混水調勻成凝膠狀,即為蛋清原料。再取同樣材料加入黃色素,即為蛋黃原料。


將蛋黃原料倒入模具至 2/3 滿,放進以 XXX 調成的水,輕輕搖晃模具,蛋黃出現薄膜即可。
靜置一小時使其定型,然後取出沖洗、晾乾備用。


將先前備好之蛋黃放入模具中,然後倒入 1/3 蛋清原料,放進神仙水並輕輕搖晃,一粒無殼蛋便緩緩浮現。同樣靜置一小時定型,以清水沖洗晾乾後,準備上殼



用縫衣線穿過雞蛋,浸入以蜜蠟、碳酸鈣等調製成的「蛋殼溶液」中,反覆數次,等外殼稍微風乾後,浸入冷水中抽線定型。至此大功告成。


剝起殼來,跟真蛋沒有差別,下了鍋當然更分不出來:



大陸 DIY 既能做出一般雞蛋,皮蛋等其他什麼蛋都算是小兒科了


怎麼樣?被打敗了吧?台灣做得出這些嗎?恐怕想都沒想過吧?

放心,只要我們全力支持馬蕭的「兩岸共同市場」,這種技術與產品,台灣人很快的就可以分享得到的。

安全問題?不用擔心啦!大陸人那麼多,怎麼可能輪得到你呢?你這輩子抽獎有中過十二億的頭獎嗎?

啊?台灣人沒大陸人那麼多?我告訴你,「兩岸共同市場」實施後,兩岸吃的、穿的、用的都會漸漸一樣,既然廚房、客廳、臥房等都已經「共同」了,你家也是我家,還分什麼台灣人、大陸人呢?

總而言之。。。

由上面的例子可以知道馬英九的「兩岸共同市場」將給台灣帶來多大的好處與商機!只要我們票選馬英九當總統,像這種「不養雞就可生雞蛋、不栽竹就可產筍乾」的新科技時代,將很快嘉惠台灣人。

當然,大陸 DIY 的技術,當然不僅僅上述兩項產品而已,「兩岸共同市場」打通了之後,台灣人將會享受到更多這樣的產品,這不正是馬英九「愛台灣」的鐵證嗎?